THE PRICE OF VIRGINITY

Out in that horny little buckle of the Anti-Bible Belt, a 22-year-old woman is auctioning off the opportunity to be the instrument of her de-flowering.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/01/22/virginity.value/?iref=mpstoryview  


The bidding is up to $3.8 milliion to be the lucky meat sword that pierces her hymen. Natalie Dylan set up this "business opportunity" through the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, a brothel in Nevada. It doesn't appear that she has placed any stipulations other than dollars on her very first sexual partner, which makes me wonder: would she accept female bidders? What about three brotherS in Utah who each chip in a million and a half for a cool $4.5 milliion for a foursome? (A Mormon Massacre.)

And, don't think that Natalie is just in this for the money. Love blooms in mysterious places and there is always the possibility that she'll find her john to be gentle and tender he'll find out that his high-priced hooker is really fun to talk with! Won't that make for a funny toast at the wedding: "When Bob first told me he was paying $3.8 million to screw some nutty virgin in a whorehouse in Nevada, I called him crazy. But then I got to know her and I can honestly say that they're perfect for each other. Raise yer glasses, folks. Here's to Bob and Trixie, errr I mean NatalieMay you have many happy years together."

Personally, I've been without sex for so long now that I feel absolutely and completely re-virginized. Isn't that worth something? Do I hear $200,000? I'll even blush when you unbutton my blouse and then call you every day for the next month telling you that I've fallen in love with you.

Think it over.